Equestrian with 11 years experience.
Shameless and Dexter.
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
Something in the basement just exploded to the point it lifted the couch off the floor for a moment. We cant figure out what it was.